duck's breakfast

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 05, 2013

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Woonsocket Breakfast

The thick smell of burning shit in the air such as around the Municipal Incinerator in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.

Got a taste of that Woonsocket Breakfast when I stepped outside this morning, and I threw up immediately.

by Toxin88 July 23, 2016

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A slag's breakfast is a form of the traditional morning meal, except it's a cigarette and a coffee.

I'm just popping out for a slag's breakfast. Do you want anything from the shop?

by bighonkingweasel August 28, 2020

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noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)

Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.

by TheRealMasterBlaster December 12, 2013

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The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.

So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.

by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019

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"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

by frank pterodactyl October 02, 2008

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The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.

Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...

by -Bapwich- October 18, 2010

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