Flondling

The art of fondling your neighbor on an airplane.

Fair warning babe, I will be flondling you on our flight to Miami.

by UrbanPenner May 30, 2015

Fliddy jack

A fat shite that likes to suck gaucas’ toe

Omg have u heard of that fliddy jack Duncan, what a flid

by Jack Duncan is a nonce February 20, 2019

flooded

elongated but reasonable attempts by the girl in a heterosexual swip-swap to negotiate common interests

where are you where am i i want to be in touch we are out of touch what if i get cancer tomorrow and i wont be able to trace your sweet facial features i am on my own the big girl is in texas and the little one in italy you feel so near and far and everything is fucked up and the world is either on fire or flooded and its heartbreaking and i am full of something i am not scared of anymore

you know
you know

by Krkič August 9, 2021

brew city flood

"The Brew City Flood" the common phrase for the epic flash flood that took place in milwaukee wisconsin, and in other parts of southeastern wisconsin in the summer of 2010.

There were sink holes in the streets.

There was so much water that you couldnt tell where lake michigan end or where it started.

Homes were flooded out, and thousands lost power for days.

Imagine being able to swim in the middle of the street.

dude from oak creek: hey look outside, there's so much water i can swim in it.

another guy from oak creek: yeah dude imma go get my boogie board.

smart chick from milwaukee: umm...you do know there's shit in that water.

brew city flood

by mochi coco August 25, 2010

Satan’s Flood Gates

Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.

Women 1:”It’s that time of the month again.”
Women 2:”Satan’s Flood Gates open?”
Women 1:”yep.”

by Kitten.jpg June 5, 2018

flodge

The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.

He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.

by Aloon January 14, 2004

Flood

A way to smoke marijuana
1 - Make a flood bottle with a bowl on top (usually on the cap) and a hole somewhere in the bottom area of the bottle.
2 - Fill with water and plug hole.
3 - Place cap with packed bowl on.
4 - Light while letting water onto the ground from the hole in the bottom.(this pulls the flame and smoke down into the bottle.)
5 - Hit dat sht.

Butch Pulled 3 floods in a row, he saw a dragon on the roof and heard wolves growling at him.
Butch was fucked up.

by zanethebrave September 25, 2007