A lady who wears fake tan (applied with a trowel), and makeup made of cement, tattooed on eyebrows - sporting a brightly coloured maxi dress (from 'The Asda") and normally a Scouse (equally could be a Geordie or Glasgow) accent.
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).
Hey Warren - have you seen that girl - check out the kip of 'er - proper loo fairy there mate!
Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!
Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!
by technolover December 7, 2011
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Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??
by ElLosteaux May 27, 2010
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A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!
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