Facebook

An internet site that swallows up your time. It's highly addictive and a haven for stalkers. Everyone has a 'profile'.

Person 1: I added her on facebook that night!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a stalker

by wa1kingdicti0nary December 23, 2011

facebooking

Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.

Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.

Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.

by zeus4391 August 25, 2011

Facebookized

When a classic computer game is remade into a mindless, endless, clicking, abomination of your childhood memories.

Yeah, it looked horrible. They completely Facebookized it.

by UnXiled March 19, 2011

Facebook

A website that keeps changing things pointlessly, without ever actually fixing any problems nor making up its mind; a website that can never be properly fixed.

So when a person "pulls a facebook", it means that they cannot decide one way or another, and change things to cover up the various mistakes they have made instead of applying their time to fix them.

So I totally pulled a facebook on that math test. Hopefully the teacher won't notice how I got all the problems wrong because I made everything what I thought was pretty! =D

by AnnoyedPatron November 3, 2010

Facebook

Where all the internet tough guys go to pick fights over nothing with people they don't even know on pages they really don't like in real life.

I love reading fights on Facebook

by CeeJayy1021 September 4, 2011

Facebook

where crackas go to talk to other crackas. or where weak ass bitches post pussy ass status' about them self.

C Dawg: Yo nigga you herr about dis Facebook shit nigga
J Dawg: Ya nigga dat shits fo crackas nigga
C Dawg: CHEA NIGGA FUCK DS CRACKA BITCHES!

by Mother FUCKING WIL August 11, 2009

Facebook

A MySpace wannabe. Pedophile's roam widely around this website, pretending to be young teenage girls, in order to get the chance to molest young teenage girls. The reason for the countless hours kids spend in their room.

AnchorMan: The pedophile was last seen in Texas, New York, and Facebook.

by Queen Latifa December 27, 2008