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earsassination

When you pretend that a small incisional wound caused by a glass shard from an exploding TelePrompTer was actually caused by a tumbling .223 round – to garner support for your brand of idiot/rapist Fascism.
"After my Secret Service detail somehow allowed a shooter to be identified and left alone for long enough to prep for an un-scoped/iron-sights-only barrage, the earsassination inexplicably kept me on stage long enough to allow for a TRADING-CARD-ready photo-op with literally no blood-stains on my impossibly white shirt."
by Skinny_Phat July 15, 2024
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Earshot

1. When a person gets shot by a bullet in the ear. Most likely it was meant to be a head shot, but it was an inaccurate shooter.
2. In Call of Duty: when you barely get a hit marker from multiple bullets which only makes their screen go a little bit red, and then they kill you.
3. Donald Trump's new nickname.
1. "They tried an assassination attempt but it was just an earshot instead."
2. "That guy must be lagging. He got off a bunch of shots and only got an Earshot out of it."
3. "Ol' Earshot is probably going to win the election now because they missed and gave him so much clout and a new gangster nickname.
by Stars Eye View July 15, 2024
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Esursitio

"Esursitio" is an inventive combination of Latin words to express the idea of being both hungry and thirsty. It combines "esurio" (hungry) and "sitio" (thirsty) in a concise and meaningful manner. It is not a recognized word in traditional Latin or modern languages.
After a long hike in the scorching sun, Sarah experienced a deep esursitio, craving both food and water to replenish her energy.
by LokiBaka February 14, 2024
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Ears Dropping

Ears Dropping

To intentionally stop breathing (or breathe extremely shallowly and quietly) so you can better hear a whispered or low-volume conversation you're secretly trying to eavesdrop on.
"I was ears dropping so hard outside their bedroom door that I almost passed out when they started talking about the surprise party."
by Girkle February 2, 2026
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mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.
I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!
by pentozali April 9, 2006
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cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.
Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.
by thrayl September 30, 2008
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