thick dough

a difficult and/or complicated situation

Person: I don't know what to do about this mess with my girlfriend.
Friend: I don't know, that's thick dough, bro.

by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018

doughe

German word for shower.

You are a doughe bag.

by maximilliangottleib March 10, 2016

Lil Dough

He is a G. But hes a simp homo and he likes to fuck blind crippled and crazy 80 year old men

person 1: is that lil dough
everyone: yeah he likes to fuck blind cripple crazy old men

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

soggy dough

A nickname for shit play during sex where the feces are like soggy bread dough.

Dude last night was kinky. She even did a soggy dough on my stomach.

by The sauciest of sauce July 16, 2015

dough-poor

1. Any person engaged in following orders from or what amounts to selling their time and/or services in order to receive any illicit substances.

2. To have little or no physical money.

1. That chick is such a dough-poor, she gets naked when she walks in the plugs door.

2. I’m so dough-poor I couldn’t buy a stick of gum.

by Stillbill July 30, 2024

Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

Dough on the Stick

Wrapping dough onto your penis, putting it in an oven, and then getting someone to eat the dough off of your cock

My favourite food is Dough on the Stick

by Yung cumshot November 25, 2024