Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.

Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"

by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020

seimen demon

your nice penis when you have an orgasm your seimen demon explodes

coach is going to invert my seimen demon

by landin porson March 7, 2019

Bandit the demon

The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist

Woah, its fucking Bandit the demon!

by Bandit the demon October 6, 2020

Soda Demon

When you drink too much caffinated soda at night and stay up until 3 AM

Guy 1: Shit man i drank too much soda tonight.
Guy 2: Dude the Soda Demon is gonna get you

by metroFIRE May 17, 2023

Demon Summoner

Some weird ass protagonist from the SMT series, usually accompanied by his weak-ass friends who endlessly bitch about impending doom.

John:"Hey, i heard SMT has Demon summoner as it's genre!"

Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"

John:"Wow!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

Demon Kiss

When you're in a bad situation, "close to hell", and you kiss your s/o.

"We thought we were going to die so we gave each other a demon kiss."

by Shellbeea July 30, 2016

Certified demon

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.

Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."

by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022