delete your account

The ultimate RT Twitter insult.

Implies something just tweeted was so foolish, moronic, and pointless the person who wrote it should just close their account and walk away in shame.

Jeb Bush: (picture of a gun, titled) America
Edward Snowden: delete your account

by megan4242 June 9, 2016

Gilles Deleuze

An unintelligible and senseless French thinker who wrote on every topic under the sun, while not caring whether or not anyone could actually understand what he was writing. His works are virtually impenetrable. A favourite of hipsters and pretentious post-structuralists

David: The rule of association is subsumed in the depths of subjectivity conjuring transcendental spontaneity while forgoing the substrate necessary for external relations and rendering pluralism an immanent antinomy. Isn't it obvious?!
Max: You've been reading too much Gilles Deleuze

by RedPanda0112358 September 13, 2011

Block delete

Used for MSN Messenger to effectively stop someone from talking to you. Block them so you appear offline to them, and delete them so they don't waste space on your list.

Person 1: lol
Person 1: lol
Person 1: lol
Person 2: STFU or i'll block delete you

by Hom3r September 27, 2005

deleted

to beat someone at something, completely embarrassing them in the process

did you see theo walcott last night? mate, the liverpool defence got deleted!!!!!

by dangerman123 April 9, 2008

This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator

An auto-replacement for a message than an idiot wrote in an online forum, public or private, that was either so offensive, so irrelevant, so non-sensical or so off-topic that it was erased. In other words, you're not missing anything when you see this.

Message Board Entry
Message Board Entry
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"This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator"

by AllegraD- July 8, 2005

Delete Expert

Someone who has learned to hit the delete button whenever a negative or discouraging thought tries to infect his mental software to make him look guilty, stupid, or worried.

Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.

by MathPlus December 23, 2018

control alt delete

used by a clueless old person on a computer when his/her computer gets a virus. usually has no effect or makes the problem worse

The gray haired dude control alt deleted and blew up hiroshima and nagasaki.

by Pseudonymzzzzz April 29, 2009