ass on deck

When a gentleman is spending time with a lovely lady and the act of coitus is openly imminent.

Did you see Dr. Taco last night? He was with that crazy black girl who knew she was getting boinked super hard. While he was getting upset because of some pranks his friends had played on him, the girl started shouting you've got "ass on deck" in an attempt to get him into the bedroom.

by Franklin and Bash June 9, 2011

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Get the ass on deckmug.

decked out

completely free, boring. Nothing to do. Completely empty.

my weekend is decked out.

by booze101 January 18, 2008

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Get the decked outmug.

deck

deto of 12oz infamy.

deto is deck...
the 12 is deck...

by deto February 18, 2004

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Get the deckmug.

Deck-Zone

The place where all the scrubs for the DBZ CCG post all of their meaningless non-sense. It is in a constant struggle with the Dark-side of the Force and is always trying to stop sucking at the game.

Deck-Zone = Scrubopolis

by Grendel's Bacon September 28, 2004

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Get the Deck-Zonemug.

Deck Ape

A deck ape is the term used in the Navy for an undesignated seaman, NOT a Boatswain's Mate.

Boatswain's Mate is an actual RATE what other branches call an MOS (Military Occupational Specialty). Undesignated seamen are the non rated losers E-3 and below that work for the Boatswain's Mates.

I do feel the need that Boatswain's Mates do start off as Deck apes who train on the job, since their is no "A" School for their rate. Why would those imbeciles need a school? You don't need a class for paint chipping. So a Boatswain's Mate is a former deck ape on a power trip.

I had to work with that fucking Deck ape for three months when I was mess cranking, what a worthless piece of shit!

by Righter of Wrongs May 24, 2009

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Get the Deck Apemug.

Deck Pimp

This is the guy that determines the closest spot in the parking deck to the road, and then religiously attempts to take that spot every day that he can.

Dave is the Deck Pimp.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

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