canadian double date

when two friends go on a date with a girl (or guy), where it's understood between the friends that either could end up getting the girl (or guy), or both could end up getting the girl (or guy) at the same time

person 1: "yo, sean and i totally went on a canadian double date with that girl last night"

person 2: "oh yeah, did either of you score?"

person 1: "we both did!"

person 2: "at the same time?"

by benjamin adam gifford November 4, 2008

Date Rape

The act of sexually assaulting a calendar. The target for date rapists are usually calenders featuring buffalo penises. The date rape usually takes place near the number 21 for no apparent reason (it is assumed that guys or chicks get horny when looking at the number 21 on the calender and proceeding to try to rape it). It proceeds with the man/chick attempting to coax the calendar into his/her bed. When the calendar anxiously refuses, the man yells at it for a few minutes, hits it, then pierces the calendar right near the number 21. After having sex with it, the man apologizes and cries and weeps telling the calendar to accept his apology. The woman meanwhile, overpowers the calendar and forces it into her vagina where she moves it up and down.

Yo Johnny did you date rape that National Geographic calendar? I heard she was bomb and looks like some freaky deeky stuff.

by Former Calender Victim January 20, 2010

dateless

Someone who can't get a date and resorts to desperate measures just to get some play. Someone without a girlfriend/boyfriend and most likely never had one.

Vitale is overweight and unnatractive. No wonder he's dateless.

by 3332 April 20, 2008

50 first dated

noun: An elaborate prank used to make someone think they have short term memory loss. Just change details around the house and show them a video of stuff that happened in "the future." Like the movie 50 First Dates

John: "I woke up and my family had this video of all my family and friends talking about what's changed in life. They had a video saying Sarah Palin became president.. They even brought out a baby and said it was mine!"

Owen: "hahahaha, you got 50 first dated!"

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby January 12, 2011

Serial Dater

A serial dater is someone who doesn't know what they want in a relationship. They keep dating all kinds of people from different backgrounds trying to land the person they think they can fit themselves into the lives of who they date. A serial dater will go to a party with a date and will try to make moves on others who already are in a relationship or has a date or gf at the party. This person will think she can also get him, as she plans on all the people she dates. She prefers steak dinners to salads. She is a taker, not a giver. No wonder all the guys don't stick around to be with her. She will continue to prowl on the internet on free dating websites like PlentyOfFish.com, Match.com, and all other free websites. She never pays. She only takes. If she ever gives, it will be from something or somewhere where she has taken.

Helen is such a serial dater. She has dated so many men and nothing lasts. She is looking for a free steak or lamb dinner.

by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015

boy date

When two heterosexual best friend males go out together on a "date" and have dinner, participate in friendly, masculine activities, et cetera. Sometimes mistaken for a butch gay couple since women are not involved. Definitely not to be confused with boy fun.

Megan: "What were you up to last Friday night?"
Dave: "I went out on a boy date with my best friend Dustin."
Megan: "How was it?"
Dave: "Great. We got steaks at Sizzler, went to the hockey game, and then saw the new James Bond movie at the cinema. Next week we're planning on going to the drag strip because they're having the truck races."

by DRGDLER January 13, 2009

One-and-a-half Date

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.

Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.

by rickbrunernyc April 10, 2010