ugly cupcake

aka a muffin(:
extra sweet with a cherry on top;
or.. pistachios. yuckkk -_-

david archuleta loves ugly cupcakes, cause the pretty cupcakes are way too good looking for him :DDDD

by tamanthaxcupcake June 29, 2008

Connecticut Cupcake

The insertion of a chocolate cupcake into the grundle area while the female unit performs oral sex onto you. If you are a real Connecticut man, or if you think you are better than one, you will insert your man juices into it, and make both yourself and the partner eat it afterwards.

I gave Dylan's mom a Connecticut cupcake!!! It was sick!

by Alex Montez May 25, 2007

Bald Cupcake

Another word for any kind of muffin

I had a blueberry bald cupcake for breakfast today.

by Ahmaleg June 9, 2009

Bacon Cupcake

When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter

Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.

Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!

by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009

CumBerry CupCakes

When out of anger or love you ejaculate into cupcake batter then you serve it to an enemy or a lover

I swear to god I will serve you a platter of CumBerry Cupcakes

by DADDY CUMDROP June 8, 2017

my cupcake

My puffy clit

Oh yeah lick my cupcake

by Mycupcakes September 19, 2015

gay cupcake

Someone that is so gay and sensitive. Mainly used in stan twitter.

"Wow, look at alex. He's a gay cupcake".

by bocasclouds May 27, 2020