YOU ON CRACK!

when someone says something that doesn't make sense or is just stupid, you say YOU ON CRACK to show how stupid they sound

"hey dude, did you know that April is fleeting?"

"........YOU ON CRACK!"

by ZXAD December 23, 2008

Crack Kid

An ape shit crazy kid who apparently is on crack and enjoys getting hit with basketballs.

Dude - "This kid is defiantly on crack right now"
Crack kid: "Yeah!" "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!"

by A piece of fucking shit June 16, 2014

Crack Pack

When you put crack cocaine in a pudding cup and feed it to children.

Tom: Whoa, Billy sure is acting strange today!
Sam: Yeah, I gave him a crack pack for snacktime.

by chippofftheoldblock February 18, 2017

Crack Spot

The tits, the place to be. In most cases there are many dimes found present, but occasionally hoodrats are slayed. Commonly "the crack spot" is indoors, with ample amounts of alcohol, sizzurp, and common drugs such as marijuana and cocaine.

Just know my condo is the crack spot

by papa moyer January 11, 2010

Crack Fic

Other terms:

1. Crack Fict
2. Crack Fiction
3. Fanfiction Crack

(n) - Term used to describe fanfiction that is completly and utterly random,and makes no sense. Is usually done intentionally for humor purposes. Whether or not the fic is trying to be serious is hard to see or say.

Marissa: What are you watching?
Jesse: Smallville,why?
Marissa: I found a weird fic about it, check it out.
*ten minutes later*
Jesse: *screams in agony* Oh my God! It's-it's -CRACK FIC! *runs out of the room in terror*

by SirChubbyBunny October 17, 2010

back cracked

Back Cracking is to have rough sex that disorients the person or gives them extreme pleasure.

To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.

She had her back cracked last night and won't be able to come to work today. ( She got some bomb dick that fucked her up so good she can't even work today)

by MSBN July 18, 2016

Garage Crack

The crack in your garage door that appears when you open the door. This is a great spot for putting Christmas lights and also decorating with holly. Although this is the ideal spot for putting Christmas lights, they may be crushed when the door closes.

Look at Zach's garage crack! It's the highlight of the season!

by Garagecrack December 25, 2009