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Cockblock

Jack Hobby is a cockblock.
by mufc2013 April 6, 2020
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Crackalack

When you burn your butt after standing too close to a firework.
I got a big crackalack on my butt
by Another Minecrafter April 28, 2020
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Crackalackin’

The only proper way to greet an acquaintance
Person 1 - “What’s a Crackalackin’ home slice?

Person 2 - “ Jim, please stop, you’ve been doing the same but for 12 years now, it wasn’t funny the first time, and it’s not funny now,”

Person 1 - maybe if you had a sense of humor, your wife wouldn’t have taken the kids, Mark.”
by Tanookie July 26, 2020
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Cockblocked

When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.
The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !
by Polybius September 16, 2020
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cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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Crackalackin

A word popularised by the character Marty from the 2005 hit film, Madagascar. The word is used when something is very good. It can also be used as an introductory greeting.
"hi Sammy, what's Crackalackin?" "nothing much Robert how about you?"

"how was the party last night" "Crackalackin!!"
by girlboss January 12, 2021
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COCKBLOCK

Cockblock
He cockblocked me....
by Theblockedone! February 24, 2021
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