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coon goon

A white male that loves to pimp black chicks
Guy #1- "Yo Eric's gotten 3 black chicks to fuck him since Tuesday"
Guy #2- "What do you expect? He's a coon goon"
by Bigboysenpai69 July 17, 2019
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Coon Features

Similar to twat features, but thats just a derogitory term.
Coon features actuallly describes a person to have black person features, E.g a huge nose, or huge slug lips.
Maybe a huge booty.
Dude would you think of tapping that hot white girl over there?

Wtf dude, that chick has coon features you twat feature.
by Coonschoolbus March 29, 2010
mugGet the Coon Featuresmug.

dalton coon

An awesome and weird individual who beats up Chickens for a living
oh know the chickens escaped, Better get Dalton Coon
by Glandeus April 25, 2014
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coon stomp

A gathering or event that promises to be exciting or important, but turns out to be just a bunch of ratchet ass niggas acting a fool.
Guy- "Hey I heard you went to that sick party this weekend."

Girl- "Yeah, but that shit turned out to be a real coon stomp."
by Aliens! November 28, 2013
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polyester coon

a black man or woman who dresses in the style of a pimp or wears polyester even though it is way out of style.
here comes Leroy with his new polyester dress shirt . he is a real polyester coon!

shawtakiki wore her polyester pant suit to the club ... what a polyester coon!
by James Crow July 5, 2008
mugGet the polyester coonmug.

Coon Lagoon

A word used to describe a situation. Can also be used to describe a gathering of a large amount of ethnic minorities.
Tom - blimey shaun, there's some new faces in the Asian Invasion today
Shaun - actually Tom, i believe it's widely accepted that it is called the Coon Lagoon
Tom - by Jove, i've made a fool of myself, thank you for correcting me Shaun
Shaun - it's quite alright. dont let it happen again.
by Technicolour-Rascal March 23, 2009
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Sand Coon

A Greek person who owes money and will not pay up.
Hey Spiros, when are you going to pay the pledge to the bush fire appeal. It's been more then a year now. You are such a Sand Coon!
by Brad Gray January 10, 2011
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