consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.

“What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”

by hanniistheelk October 8, 2022

consent condom

consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open

ay did you bring the consent condom

by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022

Consensus Inertia

Consensus inertia (Noun): The resistance to change that comes from the need for a majority of people to agree to the proposed change.

The board of directors was stuck in a state of consensus inertia, unable to move forward due to a lack of agreement on the proposed changes.

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

Consensual raunchy

When a song or media contains content that is lewd or sexual in nature and all participants agree without coercion.

Nelly’s song “hot in here” contains consensual raunchy lyrics when he say “ It's gettin' hot in herre So take off all your clothes” and she replies “I am gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off”

by anonymous June 2, 2023

consentual

the correct way to spell “consensual”. there should be a t.

i am so glad that we have reached a consentual agreement.

by jerry stanson July 19, 2023

Consent

Did I consent to working in a place where the women where going to be fucking the retard I had to babysit? The retard can't even consent to a candy bar (Which relates to THE PARALLEL I WAS DRAWING AND WAS NOT A ACTUALLY ARGUMENT FOR FUCKING KIDS GUYS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! REMEMBER THAT "A KID CAN (THEORETICALLY) CONSENT TO A CANDY BAR" I SAID AND THEN PROCEEDED TO ARGUE FOR WHY IT TAKES MORE THAN CONSENT TO JUSTIFY IT GOING ON TO ASSERT THAT OVERFEEDING OR MALNOURISHING KIDS IS ABUSE! FUCK ME! YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, CONSIDERED "THINKERS") without some kind of oversight that is ENTIRELY PREDICATED on HIM BEING DISABLED. You only care about WOMEN'S consent. We really need to start forcing people to say the whole thing put loud.

Hym "Megyn actually just when on a rant about 'consent only' culture... Hold on... Let me see is I can find it quick............................. Nope. Could find it. I think it was 'consent only' as a criteria as it relates to the Russell Brand scandal. The 'consent only' position is entirely 'subject dependent.' She isn't entitled to sex with retards at work so long as she consents and there is a precedent that has been set by multiple women being imprisoned for fucking the disabled at work who where ALSO over 21. So CLEARLY there is something that HINDERS THEIR ABILITY to make and informed consent that HAS BEEN COLLECTIVELY ACKNOWLEDGED."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Consent

Doesn't matter. You're taking an assumed risk. If you get into a car, you aren't consenting to get into an accident be you are (in fact) taking and assumed risk that could result in an accident.

Hym "If consenting to sex is not consenting to child birth then child support shouldn't exist."

by Hym Iam October 24, 2023