Coma

A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.

victim of a car accident: w-where i am!?
doctor: in a hospital, you were in a coma.

by a kid fron your school March 12, 2019

Jet Coma

Jet Coma is the combination of food coma (the feeling after eating too much) and jet lag (sleepy feeling after flying from a time zone to another. Jet Coma happens when you eat too much while jet lagged you’re falling asleep.

This word was first used in 2019 in the Bay Area by Italian immigrant Luca Indrio after returning from a trip from Italy and eating way too much.

I just got back from Europe and I just ate a huge brunch, I’m about to Jet Coma really hard.

I can’t come that early I just had a big meal after getting off the plane and now I have major Jet Coma.

by Necrot510 September 17, 2019

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

Food coma

When you eat so much food that you are physically incapable of moving but at the same time you realize there really is no reason to

I have been on the couch in food coma for the past 2 hours because of those six steaks I ate at dinner.

by Tigerball78 May 22, 2017

Coma

When a person is sleeping and can't wake up. Doctors usually put a certain amount of medication depending on how long there brain need to sleep and recover. As I heard you can here the people talking and your talking back but in your head.the clairityproject made a video say they had to put ice pack on her because her fever was so high. Her brain would make her think that she was in Antarctica.it will be different for some people.

Finally mrs picked bottom woke up from her fricken coma.

And Scene

by Mr Goodman June 23, 2017

kat coma

when Kat goes into a heavy sleep what some may call a hibernation.

"Hey have you heard from Kat?"
" No, she's in a Kat coma"

by AdamKlein4Lyfe November 13, 2017

coma mode

Coma mode is a funnier and quite frankly better version of passing out basically. You’re soooo tired that you’re going to be sleeping for hours or pretty much the whole day. You’re in your own bubble. That’s how crazy tired you are. So yeah that’s coma mode

Hey I saw that you called and texted me. Sorry about that I was in coma mode and didn’t hear my phone go off

by Fearless0610 March 9, 2018