Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this

by handlotion42 November 9, 2019

Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.

"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"

by Why Dude Why March 6, 2019

dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.

GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.

by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019

Egg Coffee

Coffee with raw eggs. Simple yet delicious. Critics say it is even better than egg tarts.

"This is so much better than egg tags"
- Yil on his 100th egg coffees -

by argeth January 11, 2018

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016

harlem coffee

Asking someone to go to coffee when you're really asking for a sex date. Taken from Marvel's Luke Cage from Netflix.

Luke asked the nurse lady if she wanted to get Harlem coffee sometime and the nurse told him that she did not want to have sex.

by UmmudChaaa January 26, 2018

Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011