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Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".
Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again
by Karrg0 November 28, 2010
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elephant comment

a comment that is so eloquent and witty that it's awesomeness is as gigantic as an elephant
I was trying to come up with an elephant comment to compliment your appearance, but I drew a blank.
by gesischmesi June 28, 2018
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Pennridge Comment

Also know as "PC"
Originated in Chestnut Hill College by a student from the high school, Pennridge. PC is when someone from Pennridge makes a comment that has everyone stop and think about how stupid it was. PC is also known as a joke killer, or an awkward silence getter.
For Example of Pennridge Comment,
1.PC:Is the house gas or oil?

Girl:Gas.

PC:How often does that get refilled?

Girl:(Stare)



2.PC:Do you have a knife on you?

Norm:Why would I carry around a knife?

PC:If I asked 10 of my best buddies from Pennridge for a knife I bet you all 10 of them would throw me a knife.

Norm:That's why you're a redneck.
by BHot 31 March 17, 2009
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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sage comment

CAN'T AIM FOR HEAD ONLY BELOW THE BELT
SAGE COMMENT IS SOMEONE THAT IS GAY AND CANT AIM FOR HEADS ONLY BELOW THE BELT FOR PEOPLES MEAT
by GREATMATHTEACHER July 29, 2018
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comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.
When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating
by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024
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Instagram comments section

A place on the surface web where the comments are darker than dark web when read make Satan look good
Open comment section of a page supporting lgbtq you will understand what is Instagram comments section
by At2004 August 17, 2024
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