Chris

Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.

Chrissy: Oh man, my boyfriend just cheated on me, and blamed it on me!

Scott: Oh what a Chris!

by Scottie/Chrissy's posey June 2, 2011

Chris

The new face of homosexuality, known best for his humorous videos located on myspace.

Zomfg that Chris guy is soooo funny, don't you think?

by Jesse McCloskey November 11, 2008

Chris

Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids

Jeez man I wanna be like Chris, that guy is cool.

by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019

Chris

The kind of person nobody likes and is extremely annoying

That kid acts like a Chris

by yo mom mate February 18, 2017

Chris

basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper

everybody hates chris

by nina faye November 15, 2018

Chris

Chris is a horrible dad. A cheater. Has a little penis. Is a liar. Thinks of only himself. Likes strippers.

Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.

by CaliforniaStar August 26, 2018

Chris

This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight

random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away

by cooliohooliohunter October 15, 2020