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Utah cheek slap 

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.
Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.
Utah cheek slap by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023

One cheek slider

When a person has underwear or under garments in their butt crack (wedgie), and does a leg lift motion to remove the under garments or underwear from the crevasse without hands. A leg motion such as upper outer quick motion, otherwise known as the swirl. This motion helps remove underwear or under garments with the utmost discretion from the butt crack. To be defined as a one cheek slider no hands or appendages will be involved during the removal of clothing material. The one cheek slider must only be performed while standing. Performing the one cheek slider while sitting can pose great risk due to material wedging itself further into the buttock crevasse causing injury or ulceration.
Woah! Did you just do the one cheek slider?

I was mesmerized by watching an elegant woman perform the one cheek slider with such poise and grace. I couldn't believe my eyes.

Hey this chick sounds like me 

Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.
Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!

The Two Cheek Slide 

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.
If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!
The Two Cheek Slide by magicjesse February 3, 2023

Chuck a Sickie 

When someone takes the day of school/work, claiming "Sickness" when they are not sick.
Mostly used by Australian Students who have a test or assignment due.
Teacher: Philip?
Philip: Here
Teacher: Jack
*silence
Philip: He decided to chuck a sickie, Sir.

Breakin' Necks and Cashin' Checks 

A phrase used to signify that a person is doing well and accomplishing a lot in his or her life.
Larry: "Hey Jeff how have you been after graduating high school?"

Jeff: "Im breakin' necks and cashin' checks man, I just got a full ride scholarship to college."