Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020

clam chatting

When a girl is on the prowl for sex.

She was clam chatting all night with no success.

by Clam chatting August 03, 2014

Chat-Daddy

Just an all-around cool broha. besides his secretive abusive behaviors, he is one of the coolest guys. may deceive you with his aloofness and over all calm demeanor, but he is one real part animal.

Dang, Chat-Daddy was off the hizzy ing global studies.

by broha February 12, 2012

Chat Litter

The act of causing flood or high amounts of spam in a text chat, typically by arguments, salt, etc.

Calm down, you all have been arguing for the past hour, and I'm getting tired of all this chat litter.

by Shiftend June 12, 2018

brown chat

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"

by T Weezy77 January 03, 2016

intimidating chat

When a twitch chat is only filled with Mods and VIP badges making new viewers be intimidate

David: "I only watch small twitch streams to help with viewer counts but I only find intimidating chats"
Jacob: "Oh right, same here not gonna lie"

by AsiAce March 03, 2021

chat shouting

The act of typing in BOLD LETTERS LIKE THIS, to signify anger or place emphasis on words.

DAMN COMPUTER, wont open the DOWNLOAD!!!

Oh that's what REALLY happened

Stop chat shouting, it makes me dizzy

by Meredith Baird October 16, 2007