Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

brown chat

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"

by T Weezy77 April 14, 2016

chatting keen

When someone is looking for a fight or an argument you would ask if their keen for a fight by saying are you chatting keen

1child: Your a gimp ill bang you
2child: you chatting keen lad
1:child: yea lets have it lad

by kylebrown da bo55 January 9, 2019

Chat Litter

The act of causing flood or high amounts of spam in a text chat, typically by arguments, salt, etc.

Calm down, you all have been arguing for the past hour, and I'm getting tired of all this chat litter.

by Shiftend June 15, 2018

chat bang

Chat bang is just a fancy word for sexting someone online, however some people misuse the word by saying they were "chat banged" when a group of people trolled them.

I meet Kiera on MeWe.com and we liked each other, so she asked me if I wanted to chat bang. We chat banged for hours.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

chatting snickers

You are chatting snickers is another way of say you chat shit.
Word made by CHARLEY SAUNDERS

Dave I don’t like this food
:Steve you are chatting snickers

by follow my insta @3aundz August 12, 2019

Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020