Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023

The roman candle finish

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum

Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July

by Blkash July 24, 2017

Frosting on candles

The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse

My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night

by Absolutelegendunit September 15, 2018

Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.

“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

cakes and candles

The manly way to say “Happy Birthday.”

Cakes and candles my brother.

by Kingmrxrash April 28, 2024

candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.

Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."

by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023

candle princess

A pale person who never goes out into direct sunlight due to their fear of getting burnt or being too hot and melting. Often covering their face with a parasol in summer and wearing factor 50 suncream no matter the season.

Oh she wont want to come to the park, she's such a candle princess!

by Boopityboopityboo January 4, 2020