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cancer

The only superpower that humans can possess.
Cancer-boy: DUDE my cells are growing out of control!!!!!!
by JJW00SH November 4, 2007
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vowel cancer

The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!
You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007
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Fart Cancer

1)A feeling of queasiness or nausea brought on as a result of someones horrible smelling gas. Under normal conditions is usually non-fatal.
"My friends fart smelled so bad, it gave me fart cancer"
by Dr. Hoo Flung Pu May 22, 2009
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candece

A super sweet gal with a nice figure. A lot of guys want to be with her but she's a real heart breaker. Her beauty needs to be more appreciated
Wow look at candece, she's so pretty
by Philo's mom December 26, 2016
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cancer zodiac

You're probably here because cancer definitions are all about the disease. Because the sign sucks. But enough about the sign named after a disease and with the sign of a sex position, let's talk about those born from the 22nd of June to the 22nd July.

Pretty awesome. But they cry alot. Like alot. Always depressed. But also very attractive. Cancers will always look after you, no matter how you treat them. They're like dogs.
Chad: I am dating a cancer
Nathan: oh gosh your bitch has cancer??
Chad: No silly, Cancer zodiac 🙄
by Jordy.bat January 23, 2021
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Tumblr Cancer

a person that recently got a tumblr and doesn't understand the point. they are compared to cancer cells, which are useless and multiply rapidly. tumblr cancers are useless and go against the #1 rule of tumblr: DO NOT TELL YOU IRL FRIENDS.

they also use annoying terms like WHAT IS AIR and WHAT IS BREATHING, etc. and they try to fit in by writing in their bio that they are bisexual and atheist, because a lot of tumblr people actually are. they do not have open minds and they will unfollow you if you post an opinion they do not agree with.
they listen to Never Shout Never and think they are ~*~s3w iNdi3~*~

they have about 0-30 followers after a month, and they delete their tumblr when they don't understand why they are being hated on for not knowing what air is.

if you fit this definition, delete your tumblr and spare the rest of us.
tumblr cancer: *sees something funny* WHAT IS AIR??!!?!?!?!

real tumblr kid: loln.
by amy_wo0o0 November 10, 2010
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Cancer

Cigarettes = Cancer
by WhyRemonWhy March 13, 2010
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