Crab Cake

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.
Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)
by JDizMit November 19, 2008
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folding cake

I'm folding cake bro
by Cougar Mamma February 22, 2016
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Sloppy Cake

When someone's rump is fat but not in a slim thick way; a sloppy way
"Yo she's got some sloppy cake! Oh hell nah!"
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."
by onthatrealshit December 13, 2016
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fionna and cake

two characters in a show called, "Adventure Time". in the normal cartoon, its Finn and Jake. in the gender-swapped version, its Fionna and Cake.
by CakeLikesCannablism November 28, 2013
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Cookie’s and cake

When your friend with a thick ass plays uno or any game with the boys.
Cookie’s and cake is made for being named Justin who are cracked at fortnite.
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 21, 2022
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Banana cake

Banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as Phone-sex/Cyber-sex.

It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.

Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
Actual exchange on Windows live messenger/MSN:

Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!

Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?

Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3

Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.

Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?

Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....

Dee: Now you're talking baby!
by Higzy Teflon June 09, 2010
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Squib Cakes

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.
Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.
by zoobiewahh November 06, 2010
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