The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.
- credit: Larry the Cat
- credit: Larry the Cat
by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022

A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.
You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.
by Spartacus9 September 9, 2020

by amunyaku March 2, 2025

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”
“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”
“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”
“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.
Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
by Cerebrex September 15, 2024

Any airline during the COVID pandemic who's main customers are Republicans and their supporters, who disapprove of the FAA mask mandate. The airline would in theory allow its passengers to not wear masks and flaunt the FAA mandates. The fleet of the airline would consist of aircrafts built around the time that Trump considered America was great (80s). Basically the fleet would be consisting of old, jet fuel guzzling Boeing 707's, 727's, and 747-100's.
On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
1: Do you think there will ever be a conservative airline?
2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022

by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019
