bearded betty

The art of shaving your girls vigina or pussy and then spooging all over her face and sticking the pubes to her face

Hey bitch u are about to get ran threw you need to get cleaned up. You are gettin a bearded betty.

by Dat Nigga JC March 02, 2003

bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

by joshua.wolk June 13, 2010

touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.

Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night

by PartTim3Hobo July 08, 2016

body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.

Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!

by fuggs May 29, 2009

social beard

To disguise your true intent in a social interaction by adding elements such as other people or exciting activities to distract those involved from your ultimate goal.

Inviting me was a social beard, he really only wanted to see you.

by Purple Coach June 25, 2010

bearded salami

A penis - The salami being the penis and the beard, the pubes.

First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"

Eat bearded salami with the ass!

by Darkindy-UD January 17, 2010

sick beard

The beard that develops during one's stint with sickness, resulting in a lack of desire, need, or ability to trim or shave facial hair. The result is typically a large, unruly, homeless lumberjack looking beard.

Man, Jake's sick beard is pretty rough. Like, rougher than normal. It looks like a squirrel's nest.

by sadcatt January 06, 2011