Undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest ASSassins of the world. Known for being able to PENETRATE the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man ass. Butt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light... translation: they will have sex with your butt no matter what.
Bro-1: "I was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. I kept thinking I saw a butt ninja out of the corner of my eye."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."
by pokstad January 26, 2008
not having vaginal intercourse in order to maintain your technical virginity; you do "everything but", which includes the butt, so hence... "everything butt".
by lvlylngst June 01, 2006
by I REALLY like FOOd April 12, 2018
by laogurl44 April 04, 2014
The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.
Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.
by sexy_sara21 October 17, 2013
during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.
by dakevster July 26, 2008
When a person is convinced that their butt is round, but everyone else says that you have flat butt.
If you ever said, "My butt looks great in these jeans." And someone responds "your butt is flat!" You have Galileo butt!
If you suffer from Galileo butt, you are not alone, the world just needs to catch up.
If you suffer from Galileo butt, you are not alone, the world just needs to catch up.
by LeJohn James August 01, 2018