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strawberry brownie 

A delicious dessert containing shit and period blood.
Guy 1: bro did you taste that strawberry brownie in your girlfriend's sink?

poach a brownie 

verb.

Refers to the act of defecation. Of metaphorical origin, implies the dump was short and sweet.
I will see you in the library, after I poach a brownie.
poach a brownie by armXa89 May 6, 2013

Dingle Brownie 

A more advanced form of a dingle berry.

Any mass of dried fecal matter clinging to the hairs surrounging the anus.

A cake-like substance not intended for human consumption. Is often found on the ass of obese truck drivers who suffer from cabbage ass.
Man, I thought dingle brownies were a breakfast cereal. I was so wrong. Now I know that they are just the nasty, half-digested leftovers from that truck stop burrito.
Dingle Brownie by bobby February 3, 2004

White Chocolate Brownie

In order to correctly accomplish this feat, the male has to be receiving a bumpkin. As he squeezes off a shit the female must catch the turd and attempt to slide it on his erect penis, if all else fails she must get a large portion of feces on his penis and her face. To finish she must continue the blow job until ejaculation on her face. Thus the white chocolate brownie.
Raul: Yo meng, I heard jose got a white chocolate brownie the other night from that fat slut on colfax.

Paulo: A bumkin is one thing, but getting a white chocolate brownie is fucked, buts its still probably cleaner than fucking that nasty bitch.

county brownie 

A sheriff with a brown car. Deputy. The only cops that are out in the counties of Indiana. See sheriff
"Hey, heard you got a ticket."
"Yeah, the county brownies are really cracking down this month."

Downie Brownie 

When someone completes a normal activity in such a way that it looks like they have down syndrome; knuckle-dragger; mouth-breather.
The noob lanes mid like a Downie Brownie.
Downie Brownie by Tyrone_of_Africa December 14, 2010