sad as bread

Being upset and sad to the state where you're compared to bread. Bread is soft and when you're sad as bread you're being soft

Robby was sad as bread after finding out her Bestfriend fucked her dad

by bbandobad January 10, 2017

bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

Colonial Bread

Money. Bread is another word for money, and colonial bread is referring to the people on the money.

Young Jeezy: Slices stacked up, I got colonial bread.

by baudday April 27, 2009

Brady Bunch

When your entire family consisting of large number of people show up at the same time and make a lot of noise.

I was having a relaxing dinner when the entire brady bunch showed up and stressed me out.

by Marty James 123 March 16, 2012

Anal Bread

When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.

Male: Yo im hungry
Female: Get the anal bread

by Anal Bread Connoisseur March 23, 2019

Lets Get This Bread

Basically when you wake up and you want to hustle you say “lets get this bread” a shorter way to say it is “lgtb”

Good morning y’all lets get this bread 😤

by I created this word first M.B October 27, 2018

Panera bread

A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.

son: what did you order mom?

mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.

waiter: here's your check ma'am

waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check

mom: what's this?

waiter: nothing!

waiter runs away

son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.

by betting--on--alice March 19, 2009