Brandon

An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.
girl: so..i hear you're single again?
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.
by Watamelon May 27, 2009
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boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.

a very shy person.
that brandon does not talk!
by cockapoo April 02, 2008
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Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips
by brandon May 05, 2014
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Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed
by gogirl69 February 12, 2016
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A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.
by ChineseDiabetes June 26, 2016
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Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi
by SenkaXD June 10, 2016
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P1: omg did Brandon text you?!
P2: i stopped replying, hes such a fuckboy
by askdm November 30, 2014
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