Brandon

An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.

girl: so..i hear you're single again?
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.

by Watamelon May 27, 2009

brandon

boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.

a very shy person.

that brandon does not talk!

by cockapoo April 2, 2008

Brandon

A Fuck Boy

P1: omg did Brandon text you?!
P2: i stopped replying, hes such a fuckboy

by askdm November 29, 2014

Brandon

A pussy

Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed

by gogirl69 September 19, 2016

Brandon

A Meme Shit Lord

Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi

by SenkaXD June 10, 2016

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 5, 2014

Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.

Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"

by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014