A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.
A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.
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verb: That Thai food was fantastic, but it made me X-Bomb nine times the next day.
noun: I had 12 seconds to find a toilet to release my X-Bomb into, and I couldn't find one. Now I need to change all my clothes.
noun: I had 12 seconds to find a toilet to release my X-Bomb into, and I couldn't find one. Now I need to change all my clothes.
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