Bloody Hobknocker

A bloody penis being slapped across someones face.

My boyfriend smacked me with his bloody hobknocker! I almost passed out!

by BloodyUniporn August 8, 2016

Bloody nose

When your nose bleeds, this happens when a nasal break these can be cause by picking your nose

Mommy I have a bloody nose

by Aunt Jane November 14, 2019

Bloody Taint

an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.

He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.

by Manrizzle January 19, 2010

bloody rumble

To queef while on your period!

my dog got a bloody rumble when my g/f queefed on his head

by eris w April 28, 2005

have a bloody

An embarassing, kiddy-speak word meaning to have a nosebleed, especially when it's brung on by picking your nose.

Oh my god, did Bryant have a bloody again?

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

Bloody Mary

1. Bloody Mary - (v.) - The process of eating someone out who is currently on their period at the time of eating out.
2. Bloody Mary - (adj.) - Describing the process of eating someone out who is on their period at the time of eating out.

V. John: I like doing a Bloody Mary.
Bill: Yuck!

Adj. John: I ate Jordan out last night.
Bill: Isn't she on her period?
John: Yeah, that was a Bloody Mary, one of the best I've had.

by Heterosmith992 July 11, 2016

Bloody Mary

"Bloody Mary" was originally Queen Mary the first of England she reigned for five years (1553-1558). Later she worked on turning england back to the roman catholic church. She was nicknamed bloody Mary be during her reign she burned and killed 300 people due to heresy!

There is also a superstition that if you are in the dark, look in the mirror, and chant bloody Mary a ghost or a witch will appear but there are no real evidence or facts proving this myth to be real!

Another thing related to this topic is a popular alcholic drink refered as a brunch cocktail made with Vodka as the base spirit though alcholic it is very nutritional!

What is Mom doing?

Oh just testing the fact if the bloody mary superstition is real!
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by Greenbaypackers January 10, 2015