Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.

Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.

by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008

BLEEKER BLOCKER

ej's response to B-words who are just making sounds come out of their mouf that have nothing to do with what they are really talking about or getting at...

sort of like a mocking a FEM-BOT

her: so... like, wait... what are? i dunno if we can go... can you get me that jacket
when you are rich and fame-?

me: (rudely interrupting) BLEEKER BLOCKER BREEKER BRAKOR BLEEKER!!!

her: what does that mean? you should put that on URBAN DICTIONARY

by ej the rock star April 15, 2007

Blenders

To blend in with people or be incognito whether in public or private. As apposed to bangers in which you are very visible and exposed. Used in and around Liverpool area

Proper blenders in this close, no chance of plod spotting us here.

by Bagram Allsop October 5, 2015

The Blender

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.

Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!

by Ben Bordanaro and Nate Bell (Edited by Giorgio, Steve, Yuri and Dan) April 20, 2005

blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender

*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...

by AGunZFan July 8, 2005

blender

a party with lots-o-booze

"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"

by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004

Blender of Love

Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.

The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.

by blenderboy1223 October 31, 2009