drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Brain Bleach

Embedded into memory; unforgettable (negatively); Scarred for life

"That was so gross, brain bleached! brain bleached!

"No bro, brain Bleach Man, I smelt it before her pants were down"

by Red5150 September 23, 2020

The Bleached Aqueduct

When two people in a threesome have dicks, one pisses on the others dick while that person is pissing into the mouth of the dickless individual.

"I saw some weird shit last night, some dud was giving his girl and another dude The Bleached Aqueduct."
"Man, you really need to stop looking at weird shit."

by Geriatric Genitalia October 8, 2021

Take em under the bleachers

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.

Take em under the bleachers and move on

by Greene Girl September 22, 2020

bleagh

term used when trying to convey to a friend that there are many russians around

"I went to the store and all i can say is ,bleagh!!"

by lizbian December 16, 2004

bleached

-when someone is acting white when they aren't
-acting as if you were a white folk

"Man, brah. Dat black guy ova dere, dat is one bleached nigga. He be rollin wit da white niggas and playin golf and junk. He can't even do no pen drop or dougie. Dat bleached nigga is so white."

Asian Guy-Hey man. What's up?
Bleached Asian-Hey. Jus chillin.
Asian Guy-Ya wanna get something to eat?
Bleached Asian-Ya sure.
Asian Guy-Yeah, let's go get some fried rice from Golden Wok.
Bleached Asian-Nah. I hate rice. Lets get some pizza.
Asian Guy-Then howa bout a boba tea then?
Bleached Asian-Huh? What's that?
Asian Guy-Nevermind. Lets jus go watch some Korean dramas then.
Bleached Asian-Can't. I'm gotta go to Abercrombie & Fitch to get some shirts.
Asian Guy-Well f*** you. Ya frickin, bleached, white-washed, asian, nigga.

by rawrimmatigerrawr November 27, 2010

Fade like bleach

Highy dependable. Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric.

Boy: Did you finish the check list?
Girl: Yeah, I got it all done.
Boy: Girl, you fade like bleach!

by KateTheGreat308 September 15, 2007