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honda blaster

An enormously large, obnoxious and sound-polluting audio system, most frequently found in small, compact or sub-compact cars. Typically these vehicles have sub-woofers that are larger than their wheels and batteries that are larger than their engines. They are often found at the side of a road and in need of electrical servicing - such as a ninth replacement of their alternator. It is said that these vehicles can be sexually gratifying to certain females and some women have been known to leave their man in favor of such high power equipment.
Tommy just added some rockin' 18s to his Honda Blaster... yeah, it'll make your ears bleed!
by Shanedog62 September 19, 2017
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finger master blaster

An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.
Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.
by Svendpai March 3, 2017
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Baja Blaster

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut
I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.
by Baja blaster October 10, 2019
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Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
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Finger Blaster Master

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.
"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"
by Bigtoesmcgee April 17, 2016
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Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent
On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster
by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021
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Blaster Camper

A person in a multiplayer game who will camp in a turret or gun-like form waiting for any enemy to arise, these players will not leave this form the entire game unless killed.

Usually these players will try to camp up high and far away from you as to snipe you from afar.
Watch out for that Blaster Camper over there, just go the other way and you will get him.
Blaster Campers are so annoying.
by kk5dire April 4, 2021
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