ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.

p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter December 01, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out

p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter December 01, 2020

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 05, 2018

sound blaster

a mug with a sound blaster in it an old sound blaster by creative labs

get a sound blaster

by Raqurm December 16, 2023

Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.

I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 08, 2016

trash blaster

A Splatoon weapon that has no skill requirements to use and aggravates a majority of players.

“They’ve got three trash blasters on their team!”

by Yudoodis September 16, 2018

Kentucky sand blaster

The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her

Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.

by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020