monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

by jtown030 May 18, 2024

Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.

Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.

by armflap3000 March 16, 2025

master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.

P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.

by masterblastin August 19, 2021

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 16, 2019

The sewage blaster

Definiton of The sewage blaster

"I came but the dirt blasted it away"

Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you

Defined
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)

by ThoughtsOflobotomic June 2, 2024

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025