scatter blast

When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl

dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that

by Dirty Joe Young April 12, 2006

pussy blast

When out of nowhere someone or your self hits you so hard in the pussy that you cum everywhere

-happens a lot to Young girls when fingering or fisting there selfs to hard in there tiny tight pussy's

"I did not see that pussy blast now I got cum everywhere and the cum has leaked in to my ass"

by shovel breaker January 24, 2017

Cock Blast

cum shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds and extremely powerful

dude i cock blasted her so hard that she flew 5 feet

by champagne_campaign October 08, 2007

megatron blast

The action of punching somebody so hard that they go flying. Also commonly known as a falcon punch.

Beat it before i megatron blast you.

by Bobby Lashley June 24, 2008

bible blasting

When God’s word is blasted up your ass.

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.

by Ass blasternaught February 14, 2018

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 05, 2020

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.

Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020