BlackBerryBerry

an illness brought on by excessive texting

Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2010

gotta blast

Originated from one of Jimmy Neutron's catchphrases, "Gotta blast!" Is a common phrase said on the internet now for many reasons.

1. When in an awkward or uncomfortable situation
2. When someone says or does something you don't like and you don't feel low wasting time and energy arguing with them.

1. *in a texting convo*
Straight boy: "wanna play 20 questions haha ;)"
Girl: "sure."
Straight boy: "okay I'll go first. Are you a virgin?"

Girl: "...Gotta blast!"

2. Idiot: I support Carter Reynolds. He's hawt and did nothing wrong!!1
Me: ".....Gotta blast!"

by Lisa is not Lethal August 26, 2015

lewis black

Best fucking comedian of life...period

man 1: "Dude, did you watch that lewis black special last night. He rocks!"

man 2:...i like men

man 1: me too

by Johnny Law July 3, 2004

blair

The Gaelic word meaning open plain or field

The house was located over-looking a peaceful blair

by Cotter May 26, 2006

blackscope

Like a Quickscope, a Blackscope refers to a player in a video game using a gun with a scope of some kind (Generally a Sniper). The player then aim in with the weapon and before he is fully in the scope shoots and kills an enemy.

Me: Dude I Blackscoped him!
Friend: Nice!

by COD TERMS May 21, 2018

Bum-blast

When you squat in the shower and sprayy our butt hole for fun.

Hey Matt I just had a bum-blast

by Tin car May 14, 2015

warm black dingus

Samuel L. Jackson's big black penis in "The Hateful Eight", which was sucked by the confederate General's son.

and Chester Charles Smithers...SUCKED on that warm black dingus for loooonnng as he could! HAHAHAHAHAH!

by woodland1982 April 9, 2016