by Ago31 February 17, 2021

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it
by JC919 September 13, 2022

Looking and just guessing by the way they behave ( especially to females ) will make you say oh yeah he/she is a wife beater , thus wife beater energy.
Another level to black air force energy
Idk nigga
Another level to black air force energy
Idk nigga
by Struggler Indeed August 1, 2022

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by buttmunn May 8, 2017
