The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated

That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries

by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021

Stir Fried

Throwing together multiple strains of weed into one bowl/joint/blunt.

We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.

Dude, lets get stir fried!

by AHor4U November 20, 2011

pussy fried

All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.

"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"

by Mrs. Dickstruck September 5, 2017

fried slurry

A gone off omelette.

Fried slurry smells rank.

by Debskelly1985 May 4, 2023

curly fried

a code name for getting fingered .

Bitch I really just want to get curly fried!
He curly fried me in the movie theater.

by Jmoe_moe December 18, 2016

fried oreo

A yellow skin asian who pretends to act black, but acts white.

Karen is a fried oreo.

by fried oreo December 21, 2016