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Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
mugGet the Now That I have Your Attentionmug.
uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.
damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?
by blayz00 September 20, 2020
mugGet the not enough attention at home syndromemug.

Attention digger

Someone who always craves for attention and do anything for it. Like spreading rumours, gaining sympathy by exaggerating health conditions, etc.
by You simp October 19, 2020
mugGet the Attention diggermug.

Attentioning

Bayla was not attentioning tamar
by Beyounotme October 3, 2021
mugGet the Attentioningmug.

attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 21, 2020
mugGet the attention theory of everythingmug.

noa attention

aha very cute fillipino
by habeshaslayer January 4, 2024
mugGet the noa attentionmug.

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