Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Attention

Some thing that I will never give a hoe.

“ aaliyah gimme attention ”
No bitch, df do I look like .

by Aaliyah hoe November 20, 2020

Attention whore

Someone who will do anything for attention, regardless of whether it’s positive or negative

My dog is an attention whore

by Ashtonxx June 15, 2021

Attention syndrome

A person who always needs attention or will die

I am going to die if you don't talk to me soon because I have {Attention syndrome}

by Yesidohaveadaddy July 20, 2020

Attention whore

Someone who puts Themselves on there snapchat story multiple times crying for simple attention

Does anything it takes to blame someone for something because he/she is always the victim.

Cry’s when there mom says no to something

Goes with a trend for attention like juuling

Brad: you see what that attention whore Ariana put on her story she’s such a attention whore

by Cootereater69 May 4, 2019

Give your girlfriend attention

A day where you don’t IGNORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND and you give her attention

look it’s national give your girlfriend attention day!

by your_nan0 July 5, 2021

attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011