Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 12, 2020

Perfume-ate

When the smell of weed travels threw the bag

The fresh cut weed perfume-ate straight threw the bag

by Geturown420 November 29, 2022

ate the worm

Getting drunk/stoned when you shouldn't have and in hindsight comparing yourself to a fish falling for a worm on a hook. This is originally a Ween lyric.

I ate the worm last night, and tonight I'll probably do it again.

by octoNG April 06, 2024

Ate a round

Showing no sign of damage or reaction to something drastic

That Tank Ate a round.

by GermanDoge October 04, 2023

dylan tyler ates

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.

Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates

by Dylans_girlfriend November 16, 2020

Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral

Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao

by I…am..that.guy October 09, 2021