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ashton

ashton is a person who is acutally really cool
lexus: man ashton is kinda epic..
Dog: what kind of person names their kid a car.
by When You Cant Think Of A Name December 18, 2020
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Ashton

Big black dude with a massive cock every girl thinks he is hot they all want to ride his massive cock and balls
“Omg it’s Ashton he’s so hot I wanna ride his massive dick
by Oh ya baby January 21, 2022
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ashton

A gay child that rides your bus, he often does unexplainable things at night I'm his room
that kids name is ashton
by JZane24 February 25, 2019
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Ashton

Someone who is absolutely terrified of women
'Why is Ashton hiding?'
'He's scared of women'
by UnknownLifeform - GEAS December 8, 2024
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Ashton Chambers

A person who when is in need of attention will tell you he loves you and you will feed him your heart and once he is full, he will turn around in the same sentence and tell you to fuck off.

And don't get me wrong I still love him.
And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that
He was the only one for me

We both knew it, right away

And as the years went on, things got more difficult
We were faced with more challenges

I begged him to stay
Try to remember what we had at the beginning
He was charismatic, magnetic, electric and everybody knew it
When he walked in every woman's head turned, everyone stood up
To talk to him
He was like this hybrid, this mix of a man who couldn't contain himself

I always got the sense that he became torn
Between being a good person and
Missing out on all of the opportunities
That life could offer a man as magnificent as him

And in that way I understood him
And I loved him
I loved him, I loved him, I loved him
And I still love him
I love him
Ashton Chambers likes the words flawless rocket bomb
by Power ranger July 23, 2018
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Ashton Brayshaw

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo
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Ashton

He is a big black dude who is very hot everyone likes him girl want to ride his massive cock and balls girls see him and fant and he pulls all the girls
Stacy “have you seen Ashton he is so hot i just want to be riding his dick right now
Julia “I know same”
by Oh ya baby January 21, 2022
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