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shovel arse

When someone has a flat ass and it looks like the back of a square shovel.
Oh my God..did you see the guy that just walked by? His pants are baggy in the back. Ya, he has a shovel arse AND there is no cure for a shovel arse.
by Pattio January 10, 2006
mugGet the shovel arsemug.

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs
Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.
by Bettysketch September 7, 2005
mugGet the arse beadsmug.

smacked arse

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.
by She2red February 22, 2005
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Arse Munch

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.

Also, a term of endearment between friends.
"What an utter arse munch!"

or
"Awright arse munch? How's it going?"
by 4Tone-E May 30, 2015
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arse blinder

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"

v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang

v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn

interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger

Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite
by foundryman September 30, 2012
mugGet the arse blindermug.

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
by tincopper March 1, 2011
mugGet the Arse Jammug.

Arse badger

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger
by Shayomac February 19, 2017
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