The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.
by rlafountain12 September 23, 2015
by delishxo February 20, 2011
by Jackeldude March 17, 2010
The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.
dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'
dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'
dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'
dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'
dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'
dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'
dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'
by del nacho gringo November 04, 2011
1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).
2. A diehard Beatles fan.
2. A diehard Beatles fan.
"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison
by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005
creating a carmel apple requires a man to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. Before ejaculating the male removes his phallus from the vagina and then without wiping off the blood he inserts his phallus in the anus, to cover it with a "carmel coating." After, the man inserts his penis to the females mouth.
by laysiege June 24, 2010
The rich, preppy girl's Spotify. It's considered innovative because it was made by Apple and copied from dozens of music streaming programs before it.
Wow! Apple Music is amazing! Why didn't anyone think of this before?!
Dude, everyone thought of this before.
Dude, everyone thought of this before.
by Underknot November 25, 2015