Turtle butter

When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs

After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.

by Washnwink June 6, 2016

Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.

Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)

by KitTurd June 19, 2023

Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.

by Big Lex May 25, 2014

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

jab the turtle

The best rapper on the planet as of now

I love jab the turtle

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.

by Big Grinder June 28, 2019

Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum

Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!

by KD1234123 December 16, 2016