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Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.
Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.
by Ryzo Tagworth November 7, 2020
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trouser gypsy

Someone in shared accomodation that borrows clothes from everyone.
omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!
by Quixand September 1, 2017
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Trouser truffle

Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.
I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.
by Someyun Gi February 9, 2023
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Wee Wee Trousers

When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.
Damn, you frightened me and now I have wee wee trousers.
by Shimbels June 12, 2010
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same trousers

were a boy that tends to have a really fucking annoying selfie face wears the same trousers for atleast 4 weeks in a row.
boy : you know finn he is a same trousers
by oafandahalf June 19, 2016
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Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022
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